Beyonce Bad Lip Reading is Even More Awesome, South Windsor Planning & Zoning, A Lincoln Portrait

Good morning, South Windsor! Today is Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2013; there are 336 days left in the year.

Typically, I try not to repeat myself too much in the Daily 5s. Unless it has to do with Taylor Swift. Because I love the Tay Tay. Heck, watch a bonus video of her here.

(Standard South Windsor Patch Disclaimer regarding Taylor Swift: There is absolutely nothing creepy at all to have a crush on a woman 20 years my junior. Nope. Nothing creepy at all. Move along. Nothing to see here.)

Anyhoo, today I’m making an exception, because this Bad Lip Reading of The Beyonce (whom I also love) made me laugh unusually hard.

Trust me on this one. It takes a while to gain momentum, but once it does, it’s hilarious.

I always lose it at the 1:57 mark.

“LA FWAY!”

Here’s your Daily 5:

1. There is a special planning and zoning commission meeting tonight at 7 p.m.

2. The South Windsor boys swimming and diving team faces East Hartford on the road today at 3:45 p.m.

3. Inner Light & Soul Yoga is offering a 5-week yoga series for kids with special needs on Tuesday nights from 4:45 - 5:45 p.m. for ages 10-15 yrs old.

4. A Lincoln Portrait is all day at the Wood Memorial Library.

5. Reading Roundup at the South Windsor Public Library at 10 a.m.