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Hey Tina and Amy, Leave Taylor Swift Alone! South Windsor Library, Chamber of Commerce Events

Here are five things going on in the area today.

Good morning, South Windsor! Today is Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, party and party and party and YEAH! March 8, 2013; there are 298 days left in the year.

Taylor Swift repeated a Katie Couric quote that was a quote of a Madeleine Albright quote that there is a special place in hell for women who don’t help out other women.

Swift, who, by the way, is a li’l darlin’, was responding to a question about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler joking about Swift’s dating practices, as well as her habit of writing songs about the relationships once they go south.

Anyhoo, I thought it was a funny joke until the Tay Tay said it wasn’t. Now I’m all like, hey Tina and Amy, go to, uh, hell? Hmm. That’s a bit harsh.

Did I mention that Tay Tay is a li’l darlin’? I love the Tay Tay. Here. Watch a video of her bein’ all cute and stuff.

(Standard South Windsor Patch Disclaimer regarding Taylor Swift: There is absolutely nothing creepy at all to have a crush on a woman 20 years my junior. Nope. Nothing creepy at all. Move along. Nothing to see here.)

Here’s your Daily 5:

1. Business networking group for the South Windsor Chamber of Commerce at 8 a.m.

2. Bouncing Babies at the South Windsor Public Library at 9:30 a.m.

3. BINGO sponsored by the South Windsor Knights of Columbus at 5 p.m.

4. Complimentary wine tasting at Yoga Born at 6 p.m.

5. Connecticut Science Center overnight at 6 p.m.


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